March 2012
cataquack:
I meet plenty of people every day who are perfectly intelligent and still don’t “get” tim and eric
and that’s…okay! Like I don’t expect everybody to get it because it’s…pretty darn weird!
I’m not calling Ebert a hack for not getting Tim and Eric.
I’m calling him a hack for consistently 1) being incredibly dismissive and 2) writing reviews devoid of any real criticism....
cataquack:
dang you guys some things go over roger ebert’s head but he’s not a HACK
christ
dude thought Juno was the best movie of 2007
dude’s really shitty with movies
assassins creed 3: liberty's kids
gusfrompsych:
so is there an infinite loading glitch on the prothean skyway elevator…
Roger Ebert totally misses the point of Tim & Eric →
thechosenjuan:
I think the part that bothered me the most was probably, “I can’t keep this up. Describing the movie is bringing down the level of my prose. As faithful readers will know, I have a few cult followers who enjoy my reviews of bad movies. These have been collected in the books I Hated, Hated, Hated, HATED This Movie; Your Movie Sucks, and A Horrible Experience of Unendurable Length....
I’m gonna strangle Microsoft.
I got a free month of xbox live before they charged me for one
And then they charged me anyway and I didn’t fucking notice and now I’m overdrawn and fees applied and my bank account now sits at -$40
FUCKING HELL
I hope that, since Revolutionary America lacks a lot of the architecture found in Renaissance Italy, Assassin’s Creed III will have more of a stealth focus to it. I like running on top of stuff, sure, but I would also like to be able to crouch.
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slow-riot replied to your photo: That’s some really cool box art
I have yet to play any of the assassin’s creed games but the premise of this one is so awesome that I might have to play all of them to get prepared
A lot of people really dislike them? But, I dunno, they’re fun, short games (16 hours about) with an absolutely ludicrous story and the play pretty tight.
I just kinda wish...
I’m actually pretty excited for Assassin’s Creed III
Mostly for the introduction of a new protagonist
Because Ezio was really compelling at first
And then they kept making games with him
and
i hope the speculation about B&W2 containing Hoenn turns out to be correct
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marththebland replied to your post: though wait, how is the main character going to be…
have you ever read the book of mormon
oh right this is assassin’s creed
the second game ended in a fist fight with the pope
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cataquack replied to your post: though wait, how is the main character going to be…
mixed heritage?
the only way that would work is if this character were from the other side of desmond’s family opposed to altair and ezio
and that’s weird.
though wait, how is the main character going to be native american if he’s a descendant of altair
bed time
that’ll be such a cool perspective on the Revolution
just fighting some templars while this other shit goes down
So Assassin’s Creed III will involve a native american main character during the American Revolution
that uh
sounds really cool actually
i wish heems always sounded like he does in michael jackson
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it’s hard not to be super positive and super pumped about stuff and really confident when i only listen to das racist and death grips now
god i am so in love
I am the beast I worship
I’m gonna do Machete order Star Wars this weekend
February 2012
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adamusprime:
someone on facebook status posted the status “rocking out to adele”
are you suuuure
are you absolutely sure that’s what you’re doing
i’m walking to all of my classes listening to “Beware” by Death Grips from now on
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imdisabled replied to your post: So, yeah, Camp was a really shitty album but from…
the entire album sounds really good live actually. he’s just a great performer and honestly every song off the album sounds better live.
that’s probably true
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williamshitnerd replied to your post: So, yeah, Camp was a really shitty album but from…
“You See Me” was REALLY good live
I don’t really like that track at all aside from some somewhat technically impressive bits of it.
So, yeah, Camp was a really shitty album
but from what I’ve seen on the internet “Heartbeat” is actually really cool live
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cataquack replied to your post: Michael Jackson One million dollars You feel…
call me janet jackson
I got a hundred dollars I got the jungle fever Run with a hundred zebras I got a leather jacket I got a little hat on I’m drinking carbonated water by the quarter gallon
Michael Jackson
One million dollars
You feel me?
Holler
oh yeah i bowled a 162 today
i have a tendency to write in comic sans just to piss people off
i put my ipod on shuffle and it decided to play The Promise Ring, American Football, and I Hate Myself all in a row
jesus ipod
I’m not sad today! stop!
blissful
Full band things are coming together.
for-everest:
With luck, you’ll be able to hear it soon.
In the meantime, come to all (or just one, if you’re a loser) of these shows!
March 24th at Postcrypt NYC [IN THE BASEMENT OF A CHURCH! AT COLUMBIA! FOR EVEREST GOES TO THE IVY LEAGUE!]
April 7 at Greenpoint Gallery, Brooklyn [THE FULL BAND DEBUT OMG]
April 8 [Tentative] at Sidewalk Cafe, NYC [AS ACOUSTIC AS WE’LL EVER GET, NO...
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
e-coops:
chris mello petition for adultswim show
signed
i’d make the best show
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yossariancaulfield replied to your post: yossariancaulfield replied to your post: LMFAO…
party rock anthem is a good pop song but as a group they’re so obnoxious
i guess???
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yossariancaulfield replied to your post: LMFAO deserve an adult swim show way more than Odd…
that’s a pretty low bar though
Your hatred of LMFAO is like the only thing I despise about you. Because really, you’re taking everything too seriously if you can actively hate LMFAO
ABSTRACT MACHINE deserve an adult swim show way more than Odd Future
let’s be real
LMFAO deserve an adult swim show way more than Odd Future
let’s be real
ah i just feel so much better about everything today
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sconesie replied to your post: sconesie replied to your post: whiteslickrick…
OOOOOH
educatin the masses yo
max don’t think you have STIs
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sconesie replied to your post: whiteslickrick replied to your post:…
I’M CLEAN. JEEZ.
I know!
We’re just talking street proverbs here
typicalteenblogger reblogged your post: Rural Outfitters
Not to be classist, but I think they call that Walmart
not to be jokeist, but i think they call that dumb
Rural Outfitters
i hope this one professor who really respects my taste in movies doesn’t ask me what my most anticipated movies this year are
“GI Joe 2 and Lockout”
“Which one’s Lockout?”
“The one with the space prison”
“Oh”
The Hangover Part 3 is actually just a clip show of the first two movies as all the characters tell their stories in AA